my ZELDA SUPA KAWAII FANFICTION!!!!!!!!DOnTSTEAL!!!!!!1!!!!KJFFSKJ
"Link-kun," Zelda blushed, clutching the bottom of the skirt of her school uniform. She was wearing her hair in a ponytail that day that bobbed up and down when she walked. Her skirt was so short you could see the bottoms of her asscheeks and her blouse was unbuttoned down to her belly button so that her big double-D breasts in their pink lace bra hung out. "I can’t help but notice you look like your belly has grown quite a bit!!!!!!!! Have you and…" she giggled at the thought "… GANON-DORK been seeing each other after schooL!?!!??"
"Zelda!!!!!!!!" Link shouted and then covered his mouth, he was so embarassed that she noticed his big pregnant belly. But it was true and he couldn’t lie to his best friend. "Pkease dont tell my parents they’ll BE SO PISSED OMGGGGG"
"HAVYOU ASKED HIM TO THE PROM!!!!!!" Zelda squealed jumping up and down. she couldn decide which would be better, her bestie bff Linku-sama in a pretty prom dress or that big idiot GANONdorp in a tuxeod
Link could feel his cheeks getting hot and he got really mad because he was supposed to ask him to the prom later that day but then suddenly Ganondorf came around the corner and heard Zelda talking.
Gernonforf gasped and squealed and ran away crying, he couldn’t believe iTT!!!! because they were suppose to be keeping it a secret from everyone.
After school Link yawned and streatched and swung his Master Sword around to practice when he saw Navi leaning against a tree. Her arms were crossed. she was smoking a cigartete and had a bottle of beer in one hand. she was wearing a long balck dress with slits all the way up the sides so you coul see the strings o her thong.
She growled and stamped her feet because she knew taht Link was carryin Goneindop’s child. “HEY LISTEN HEY HEY HEY LISTEN WATCH OUT HELLO HEY WATCH OUT HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY LISTEN HEY LISTEN HELLO HELLO WATCH OUT WATCH OUT LOOK LOOK HEY”
((AUTHORS NOTE: HEY GAIZ THANK U 4 READING LOL I HOPEYOU LIEK IT OH BTW DONT FUKKIN FLAMEM Y FANFIC BECAUSE U KNO IT DA BEST FUK YOU IF U DON LIKE IT))
Link was walkim home but he rembered he had to buy some milk so he want to the Lonlon store and there was Malon. She was wearing nothing but daisy dukes and a white bra, and her boobs WERE SO BIG OMG LINK COULND stop staring. seriously they were enourmos. But link shook his head and thought, NO I CAN’T LOOK MY LOVE ONLY FOR GANOERNDORF”
MALon put a jar of her Lonlon milk on the counter and winked. she said, “That will b ten rupees but if you want you can pay me some other way” and then she winked again
Link was like, ok
link was out of money anyway so he took off his black leather pants with belts all over them and his black knee high boots that had studs on them. And then he took off his black leather tunic but he kept his gloves on bcuz that is sooooo sexy
And he was wearing his hat too
Malon was already naked but she blushed because Links man thingy was really big and she said, “Go ahead YOU CAN PUT IT INSIDE ofme” and so he did and it felt really good. BUT THEN Malon’s dad Talon came out of the back room and startid to shout at them.
"HEY YOU SHITS YOU CANT DO THAT ON THE COUNTER THAT’S WHERE THE MILK GOES" he yelled and then chased them out of the store. But then Genindorff was outside, he was watching them THE WHOLE TIME.
"NOOOOOO" Link whispred but it was too lte!!!!!!!
"I’M GONA TELL NAVI" screamed Ganon and he ran down the street to Navi’s house
Link started to cry but then he remembed he had to get the milk home or else it was gonna go bad so he went home and put it in the fridge.
Navi was passed out drunk on the floor when Link got hom. Link shook his head and said, “You sloppy bitch. get up were going dress shopping!!!!!!”
((AN: ok gaiz im dun 4 now buutttttt stay tuned cuz there gon be sum REAL DRAMA COMIN UP SOON!!!!!!!!11!!!))
2:13:00 @ 3/12/2012
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